Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 week ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I heard it was going to be a light brunch.

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[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dude, not cool. I waited there for 20 minutes, I feel like a tool.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Probably because you went to the lamp aisle instead of the lamp isle.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Should have waited another 5.

All you can eat stake and eggs.