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Today you learned (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh shit. For the 3rd wish, can musk fuck off forever?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Too late, someone already used the last one a slightly dry turkey sandwich

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bummer. Did they at least wish for an extra large sandwich?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They did not, but they did request an additional meat: Lebanon Bologna.

[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Italian Lebron isn't real

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's the issue with this genie, his form of fucking with your wishes is selectively granting them with the least possible effort. "I wish to be an astronaut!" Nah, try again. "I wish I had a model of the Saturn V?" Best I can do is this picture from Wikipedia

"I wish for Elon Musk to fuck off forever!" Free will or something. "I wish I never had to see him again?" Wish granted, there's now a block button on twitter

"I wish for a million bucks!" I can't afford that. "I wish for a hundred bucks?" Here's a crisp fiver. Bye forever!