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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That's the issue with this genie, his form of fucking with your wishes is selectively granting them with the least possible effort. "I wish to be an astronaut!" Nah, try again. "I wish I had a model of the Saturn V?" Best I can do is this picture from Wikipedia

"I wish for Elon Musk to fuck off forever!" Free will or something. "I wish I never had to see him again?" Wish granted, there's now a block button on twitter

"I wish for a million bucks!" I can't afford that. "I wish for a hundred bucks?" Here's a crisp fiver. Bye forever!