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[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Other times they just need to pay people to give them excuses to lay off people. McKinsey’s always available for that.

What would you say... you do here?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

Get paid to do the work of someone who could be employed for a reasonable salary, but the board or CEO wants the answer to come from someone outside the company to avoid taking any blame.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago

Look, I already told you: I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that!? What the hell is wrong with you people!!

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bob, Bob.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

Naga-naga-nagonna work here anymore, anyway