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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (9 children)

Some people are just really passionate about their tiny yellow plastic toy soldiers all having imaginary penises. The penises are important to them. They can't bear to imagine a Legio Custodes that doesn't have a full armament of cock.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago (8 children)

This is why I either went with Chaos (during my adolescence, mostly outgrew them) or Aeldari. I mean, they aren't that much better from a lore perspective, but at least they give everyone a chance to suffer equally...

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

lore

Let me interject with my unasked opinion:
Aa far as I'm concerned the trouble started when we stopped calling it fluff and started calling it lore (and treating it with such reverance) instead.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

And Tolkien's Legendarium is just a bunch of hastily-written bedtime stories for Chris, right?

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