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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Speak for yourself. I'm all in on this trend and have even begun taking nano-retirements for about 16h each day.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

taking a piss now counts as pico retirement.

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

yawning is a femto retirement

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

We don't pay you to have a functional human biology, go back to work