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New iOS call preferences (satire) (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Is there a preference that automatically end calls after 120 seconds?

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

Automatic driving-through-a-tunnel option. Perhaps also a spotty-connection option.

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

"Hey Siri, set a 2 minute timer"

Answer call

Alarm goes off

Put phone into airplane mode

Problem solved

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago

I think there used to be an app to make fake background sounds in calls. Doubt it exists now due to higher security.