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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 41 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

DUDE! In the 1940s they called Superman an immigrant... HE IS A FUCKING ALIEN!

Also he was an ILLEGAL alien! His escape pod landed outside some childless couple's farm house in the mid-west, and bless their hearts the first thing they did was adopt him.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

He was brought to (or rather, fired at) Earth as a baby. Arguably he should be first in line to be a DACA recipient.

He also spends his spare time literally fighting a billionaire, so there's that...