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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Well, hopefully you'll find a wrinkly old man someday to give your tender bits a bit of sucking.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Well i don't think I'm into that. I've had offers. I have no reason to expect they would be this good.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Idk, no teeth getting in the way could be a game chamber. That, and many decades of experience.

Prefer women, but yes do favor experience.