this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hey! It works! Let me ask my wife if I can refer yo her by her tits she says no.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So close. Try, "Hey, babe, do you mind if I refer to this girl online by her tits?"

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wow! You can make my wife say yes?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

So far, it hasn't been too much of a challenge.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah yeah. Take it easy, she can't fit all that.