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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Assuming we’re talking about the original Enterprise…

Regular cruising speed: Warp 5
Maximum cruising speed: Warp 6
Maximum possible speed: Warp 9… for 4 hours.

Find your regular cruising speed and save your maximum speed for emergencies.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Can someone tell this to my "faster faster" ass boss?

[–] Jiggs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That someone is you. Otherwise you can just nod and proceed at your own managable pace. Stay safe.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

I always do the second option lol, they don't seem to catch on.

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