this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 47 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I think more masturbation would fix this.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 12 points 2 days ago

Yeah, only once per day? No wonder he's unhappy.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 days ago

And ditch the gatcha games, and play DOOM 2 mods or lauch a number of Minecraft modpacks through PolyMC

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

yeah, get some xxl woofia dailies in there