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I knew a music teacher that only owned black underwear, on the in theory that if her underwear showed during a student's recital it wouldn't be obvious. (Her recital uniform was all black.)
Are your a music teacher?
No, but I also only wear black xD
Oh this is simple, you're a goth. Your music taste can now only be Depeche Mode, The Cure, HIM, & London after midnight. Please see Thagasaur on your way out for your obligatory palmette tattoo.
I hate all of that music 😭
They're all wrong. You're either an av tech/engineer or a mime with amnesia.
Or maybe it's a Wee Sing in Sillyville and you're actually wearing a kaleidescope of colors that are all the same value.
Only alternative is to become a music teacher or Discworld Assassin. I don't make the rules.
It's the law
Sorry, dems da rules.