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[–] Openopenopenopen@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I’m pretty sure this is a song lyric from “the poor”, by Jesse Welles.

“I was memorizing capitols

I was in the spelling bee

I must've missed the part

Where they taught the art of private equity

I was selling chocolate bars

I had a disorder

I was cuttin' up a frog

Got lost in the fog

Learnin' how to play a recorder

I don’t think it’s supposed to be a slam against musical instruments.