Going on about 2 hours now. My forearm is keeping her rump from rolling off the pillow. I can't feel my fingers. My diet coke is just out of reach. I want to play some Oblivion but she says I can't have my arm back yet.

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Some person to slowly wave a giant fan over them as they nap.

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The ceiling fan was going. Her every need is anticipated.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Oh. she still wants the fan-waiving servant. Preferably in puce and lime-green livery with gold trim.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago

And food. Gotta feed the beast.