Going on about 2 hours now. My forearm is keeping her rump from rolling off the pillow. I can't feel my fingers. My diet coke is just out of reach. I want to play some Oblivion but she says I can't have my arm back yet.

top 12 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago

I'm sorry, you will just have to lose the arm, there's nothing we can do

[–] Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'd be happy to send help. What does she need?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Some person to slowly wave a giant fan over them as they nap.

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The ceiling fan was going. Her every need is anticipated.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Oh. she still wants the fan-waiving servant. Preferably in puce and lime-green livery with gold trim.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago

And food. Gotta feed the beast.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Cat choose their pets wisely

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago

I am a huge 🍭 for kitties.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Fair is fair, and that arm is in use. You're just going to have to wait your turn.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I hate to tell you this but you're in a 27 hours situation.

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today 4 points 5 days ago

And here I am without a pocketknife.

[–] GrilledCheese@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago

No.