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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 135 points 4 days ago (7 children)

It wasnt a necklace...

It was a literal metal chain, like steel. Not a gold cuban link chain or something with a huge medallion a rapper would wear.

Apparently this idiot just lived everyday with a 20lb length of chain around his neck for "weight training". The article mentions it was "a topic of discussion" on a prior visit, so it wasn't a one time thing.

The type of person to do that, is 100% the type of guy to run into an active MRI like he could do anything. Theres no logical thinking going on, and an outright refusal to listen to qualified medical advice. Like, they make weighted vests, at least do that instead of putting all that weight on your neck.

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 56 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Yeah, there was a guy in my town who would run around with one of these around his neck. Similar type of idiot. He would actually run by the strength training gym and gloat to us that we were wasting our time lol, insisting that all we had to do was run around with a big chain.

Hearing about this news story now I wonder if some influencer somewhere started a trend. People love feeling like they found “the secret”

[–] FriskyDingo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Would Piccolo qualify as an influencer?

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 3 points 3 days ago

Depends on if we start to see musclebros running around wearing 50 lb turbans.

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