this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2025
178 points (97.3% liked)

The Onion

6482 readers
558 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
seahorse@midwest.social
pbrisgreat@midwest.social
178
GWAR Concert Goes Viral After CEO of Tech Start Up Caught Having Affair on Analingus Cam (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 4 days ago by Agrajag@scribe.disroot.org to c/theonion@midwest.social
12 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago

‘Nobody licks their wife’s asshole that clean, he’s either having an affair or he’s a scumdog whose appetite for ass knows no bounds.’

Man what a great text. Props to the author