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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 287 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Fake: anon used bigfuckinmistake.exe instead of bigfuckinmistake.sh

Ace: No mention of sex because sex is for sheeple

[–] python@lemmy.world 101 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 50 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I wonder why people want 'privacy' when having sex, and how it's always 'censored' on TV

Absolutely Proprietary!

Probably filled with keyloggers too

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

don't even start on the possibility of getting viruses

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Don't be silly, umask 133 your willy!

[–] OmniLotus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

No, No. chmod 066 is much better you doof

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

And leave the execute permissions on?

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Not everyone who wants it can have it.
Just because you have it doesn't mean you can do whatever you want.
Just because you have it doesn't mean you can share it freely.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I ~~couldn’t find an~~ found the Archive.org archive of the page from Nullsoft’s website, ~~but this page on some-random-website-I-am-not-sure-about-in-any-way~~ and it has the page saved for sex.exe and its source code which is indeed FOSS:
~~https://www.1014.org/code/nullsoft/sex/~~

https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.nullsoft.com/free/sex/

Copyright (C) 1998-2000 Nullsoft, Inc.

This software is provided 'as-is', without any express or implied warranty. In no event will the authors be held liable for any damages arising from the use of this software.

Permission is granted to anyone to use this software for any purpose, including commercial applications, and to alter it and redistribute it freely.

Edit: And the updated version, SafeSex:
https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.nullsoft.com/free/safesex/
but I don’t see the source code on this page.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

I'm installing this onto my 98 when I get home

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

You rawdog .exe files?

Disgusting 🤮

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That link didn't work. I think you forgot to make the script executable.

[–] Natanael 4 points 1 month ago

No you link with ln, you're thinking of chmod