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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I feel wrong.

I have an iPhone, and a laptop and 2 screens.

[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 108 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's four screens total. You're first on the chopping block.

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fact is, in my company, higher ups have more screens than me. Like phone, desktop, couple monitors and huge wall monitor.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago

Maybe your company is a statistical outlier

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Hello my brother/sister/velociraptor/etc in screens. We're worthless together 💖