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[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've actually used the lines: "Just shy of what'll get you fired," and "Enough that you start to reconsider your decisions." to great effect.

[–] Cenzorrll@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

1 - a lot

2 - none

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I said "enough that you'll want me to take a turn at the grater" once, and while I did not get a turn, I was not disappointed.