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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 42 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Could you imagine the teeth of an English methhead?

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Don't the British have better teeth than the US Americans?

[–] enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've not researched this, but I've heard it's because mouth health is prioritised over aesthetics.

That basically means: no whitening.

Teeth are naturally yellowish

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

also, dentistry is more accessible in the UK; free treatment is available to a bigger chunk of the population, and private dental care is cheaper as well.

So, in terms of severe complications stemming from lack of dental care, the US is worse, but the obsession with straightening & whitening means that people who have got it together enough to appear in the media generally have superficially nicer teeth.

It's like most things in America - if you're doing ok then it's great, and if you're not then the rest of the country just pretends you don't exist.

[–] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's like most things in America - if you're doing ok then it's great, and if you're not then the rest of the country just pretends you don't exist.

That truly is the US in a nutshell. The US is fantastic if you are in the top 20% (and you have zero empathy for people you don't know), otherwise this country sucks.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Say, how is it that we got socialized medicine but me teeth still look like this?"

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

Socialised healthcare means they work and you aren't left in pain. If you want them to look pretty go and fork out for private treatment.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I'll raise you

[–] bigfondue@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's also because Americans will spend thousands of dollars on cosmetic procedures for their preteens. Braces are not as common elsewhere. Europeans think a lot of Americans look like they have dentures because of this and veneers.

[–] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Define better. They eat healthier (lower rates of diabetes and obesity), but they also spend less money on cosmetics.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

It's pretty obvious that I meant healthier teeth. Which they have because they're not avoiding the dentist as much. Because it's paid for by insurance.

[–] don@lemmy.ca -3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’ve heard that myth before, never see any evidence in favor of it, not that I can be arsed to look.

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Not a myth and don’t speak as an authority on something you’ve never researched.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What myth?

UK gets free dental care through the NHS. Just not aesthetics.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

There's a lot of people who can't afford dental care tbh. If you're unemployed/disabled/whatever you qualify for free care, and if you're in a good job you can afford it. If youre on minimum wage trying to make ends meet you dont qualify and cant afford it.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago

Not completely true. Children get free care through the NHS. So do some other groups of people, often people on benefits can but not all benefits IIRC. NHS dentist availability is a growing issue here too.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m so glad England isn’t real.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Oh it’s real and no matter where you live the English have probably pillaged it for spices they never use.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Spices were too expensive for most of the population. Except for the likes of the powdered, wigged gents above.

My ancestors only had beans on toast to look forward to when they got back from working in the mines.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You had beans on toast?! We had to wake up an hour before we went to bed and all we had to eat was cold poison! Times were tough in Yorkshire

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You had a bed? Such luxuries, we had to sleep in the turnip fields while they were being ploughed.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

you were lucky to have a turnip field, we used to live on the forest floor in a hole in the ground

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

You ad a bed!? Luxury!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Nah, my ancestors pillaged the fuck out of the English 💪😁

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OTOH there won’t be half as many independence days

Counterpoint: Americans would have a higher average numbers of fingers.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Spices they don't use?

What do you think tea is made of?

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

If they never use spices, what do they use for making curry?

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The UK has free Healthcare and better quality of life so I'm pretty sure their teeth are better than most americans

Logically when you think of it this way that bullshit excuse of a derogatory assumption made by anericans goes out the window

americans lack education about the world outside of america and are so narcissistic and think they're better than everyone else that they don't even bother to try and learn about the outside world and when they do learn of the outside world and other countries having better quality of life than them they make up bullshit mental gymnastics and deny reality because they can't accept that

So no your bullshit derogatory misinformed opinion is simply not true and is just a stereotype because you americans like to bully other countries like the schoolyard bully that likes to pick on others

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

We don’t have free dental on the NHS anymore - just discounted. But yeah, your dental health was basically assured. Cosmetic work on NHS didn’t really go any further than braces.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world -1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It’s not that we think we’re better than everyone else it’s that we know we are.

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, let’s see how that works out for the oligarchs in Russia. Don’t stand near any windows dip ass

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m really enjoying your insights!

Keep them coming please.

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Sorry bro, You fucked me dry

[–] alessandro@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

As some muslims in a muslim theocracy don't think they are the only worthy to be saved: they go around saying they know they are.

Which is the universal annoying self-centered people who have no real nation, religion or actual belongship: they give a fuck about their flag/religion/social group only in the measure it serve their damaged, narcissistic, ego.