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[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How does one even get pee on their hands whilst peeing‽

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I am not trying to body shame, but I am assuming it's a size issue.

If your overweight, the fat on your lower stomach goes outward, but the penis doesn't get any bigger. So, I assume it's much more difficult for some people to use a urinal.

When it snows in winter, things appear to be smaller because the snow drifts cover them. Fence posts and flag poles still show above the snow, but things like fire hydrants get completed covered. If you need to hold a fence post, you can probably walk up the snow bank and touch it, if you need to hold a fire hydrant, you'll need to go digging.