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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I saw a fly land on Miller’s eyeball and just walk around for a while.

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

Must've been related to this fella: