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submitted 2 weeks ago by misk@piefed.social to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay but the thief was probably at least very fit, and 'dashing thief' is automatically +10 hotness

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm just saying–knowing nothing else about the person, my personal scales tip towards 'yes please'