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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] Quexotic 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I had the same reaction when my my Google Assistant told me that while it was not a real person that my words are real

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you tell it to fuck off? I ask because that's the same response I got when I did that.

[–] Quexotic 2 points 2 weeks ago

In order to test this I have determined that there are various different profane terms that it will respond to with this particular message. At this point I'm not sure what I said to it originally.

I just did it again and it says "I'm a virtual assistant but your words are still very real, please be respectful"