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Earliest is Christina Ricci. I was 10 and the movie was Casper.

That crush continues to this day.

Getting tonsillitis and having my tonsils removed.

After the shit shows that were BL3 and the movie, there's no way in Hell I'd pay 80 for another Borderlands

Hanlon's and Occam's razors agree on this one, it's much simpler (and likely more accurate) to blame this on the incompetence of the shooter. Headshots are for videogames, center mass is a much easier target.

Because Trump believes she was a patriot who was wrongly killed by capitol police.

Why is that cop using a flashlight in broad daylight?

That's Repo the Genetic Opera

Reminds me of Degenatron, the fake gaming console from GTA 3

Dedication is not a measure of intelligence.

A dedicated dumbass is still a dumbass

Not my proudest moment, but definitely funny.

Don't know if I was ever banned but I was definitely asked to leave a go kart track when I was about 10 or 11. It was a kids track with only a few karts to choose from but they weren't even as far as performance went. I had picked one that turned out to be slower than one another boy chose, so he kept lapping me as we were driving around. I've always been very competitive so I was just getting madder and madder as this smug little shit kept passing me even though I was pedal to the metal, so I made a decision. One lap as he was just about to pass me I wrenched my steering wheel to the side and ran him off the track. I was, of course, spotted by an attendant who stopped me and brought me over to my very embarrassed parents then asked us all to leave. I don't think the other kid was hurt, but I didn't care enough at the time to check so he might have been.

The real deep state is the friends we made along the way.