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Phase 1 is nearing completion!
Now come to think of it, couldn't any website have dangerous scary material for kids? In fact, really the whole Internet could! In fact!!! Oh my gosh! Even your house could have really scary bad things for kids in it conceivably. I suppose we will have to put ID badge readers on everyone's front doors now. And cameras of course. We should probably even put cameras in the children's bathrooms to make sure nothing bad is happening to them in there.
Oh my goodness, they need to outlaw mirrors! The kids will see themselves naked in the bathroom!!!
Somebody will need to appoint a panel to determine which information is explicitly approved for public consumption. You just can't be too careful.
OMG you just gave me the best business idea - penis detection cameras. These need to be all over the little girls restrooms.