Hey, kiddo.. Remember how we used to say college will improve your chance of employment and quality of life? Turns out that is not true, because too many of you got educated. So now we don't have people to do all the menial jobs and act as a servant for the upper class. Therefore stop learning. And be uneducated, and you will be rewarded by employing you with the most rich people on earth. (Clarification: as servants)