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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Please, if you’re pregnant, do not mix alcohol and Tylenol. Choose one or the other*.

*i am not a doctor. This is not medical advice

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I choose alcohol and tylenol and no pregnancy

This is the way.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't drink alcohol pregnant..

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't know alcohol could get pregnant.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Congratulations! It's a methanol!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

or any medication with GRAPEFRUITS.