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[–] BoloMKXXVIII@piefed.social 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He ought to read the Constitution, the fuckwit!

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's already used it to wipe his orange ass

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you really think he wipes?

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

I am sure there is some magat that would lick it clean and ask for more.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

If he could read, his voters would've voted for someone else.