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Charlie Kirk’s Image Could Be Printed on New U.S. Currency (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

It'll cost as much as a gold coin but will be made out of zink.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

fake zinc?

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fake-zinc plated piece of fake iron

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 3 points 2 weeks ago

Gilded lead would be so funny.

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