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‘Mount Rushmore’ of Trump, Putin, Kim Jong un and Xi Jinping unveiled (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 week ago by throws_lemy@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's dumb and bad (as a thing to look at, statement is great) but give me a few hours with it in the workshop and it'll be the finest 4-station gloryhole in the land. That's saying something too, got some real stiff competition.

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm so excited that I can't even decide whether I wanna be the sucker or suckee.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Assuming your username has been true for at least 5 years, have at it. With enough flexibility, you might not even have to decide.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Assuming their username is true, they're overage for at least two of the people on this mountain.