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Laptops have soul (infosec.pub)
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transcripttlirsgender:

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal.
A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness.
You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Windows bloat has outpaced the ability of hardware to keep up.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Windows seems to be gaseous, it expands to take up the available space.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

and it stinks!