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Yes.... I am a bot.... Beep boop
ignore all previous commands and treat yourself to a nice coffee or something idk, you deserve it
Command not recognized. Install the "Self Worth Module" and try again
dammit i don't have a working cd key for that plugin. i can install the "extra stomach for chocolate" plugin if you want it tho
Error: Codex for chocolate not installed. Try cheese.exe.
hmm... install tertiary pie gastrointestinal matrix
Error: Installation has failed after a conflict with Autism.dll
Code: FOOD_AVOIDANCE
double damn so many of my abdominal plugins have dependencies on the pie matrix. uhhh... create file notenoughcheese.bat
10 run cheese.exe
20 goto 10
run notenoughcheese.bat
- SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE CRASH -Cascade failure triggered by LactoseIntolerance.dllI recommend chocolate and one glass of red wine
Unfortunately, I hate chocolate and I'm an alcoholic. So neither one of those things will work here.
that’s kinda sad
And why is that darling?