baines

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[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

you have the knife, ‘equally’ means you get all the apples

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

learned a cool new word today, thanks

the word selection was on purpose but the phrase was not, I just have a storm shelter (which I jokingly call the bunker) and likely mixed it up in my mind

makes me think of the reddit story about the guys dad would mix two idioms incorrectly on purpose (both things being malapropisms new from your link, related to malaphors which was new to me from that story)

I found one of the reddit posts I searched for afterwards

https://www.reddit.com/r/Malaphors/comments/1icz8cx/what_are_your_favorite_practical_malaphors_how_do/

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

imagine that playing out over the nws radio

time to bunker down extra hard

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 18 points 2 days ago

we live in a post sarcasm world

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 13 points 2 days ago (7 children)

clearly we need to hurry up and get AI in there, why are the Democrats stopping Elon from fixing this mess?

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 days ago

definitely haunted as it is holding a ghost

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 3 points 3 days ago

and here’s the reason for the big AI push

how long until they shut it down

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 6 points 3 days ago

that is because videos have minimums to reach peak monetization

it isnt about efficient information exchange

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe -1 points 3 days ago

that gives them too much credit

you are not people

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 6 points 3 days ago

this is why the proper response in panel 3 is ‘no, fuck off’

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 0 points 3 days ago

so your solution to the reality of propaganda working is tell other people not to worry about it?

have fun up on your self righteous hill while the country is dismantled underneath you

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

People who say that tend to be incapable of taking the day off.

assuming you’re american, if not sadly it’s not all that better in many first world countries

republicans in the process of dismantling the entire federal government, all protections and safety nets, all science and education, heralding in a fascist take over

but sure it’s not important bro, go back to fucking about

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