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[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 193 points 1 month ago (5 children)

some people aren't there for a conversation, but are just waiting for the right moment to say the thing they want to say to get the brain chemicals they reward themselves with once they say it.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 month ago

High five for you and everybody else here. It's like one of the 12 Rules for Life, assume that the other person knows things that you don't. Remembering that rule tames the racing thoughts and helps me to listen effectively for a few moments. It holds relationships together.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

get the brain chemicals they reward themselves

Damn. They should probably see a doctor about that and not take drugs.

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[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 118 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What part of prescribed adderall do u not understand?

Also, it should be pretty obvious they've got adhd if they're not going batshit coocoo after taking it, they're fucking amphetamines.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I took speed once with a friend and he was completely off the rails, I didn't feel anything. Is that a bad sign?

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

Could be, yes. People with ADHD respond to stimulants differently to how NTs do, it usually has a more calming/relaxing or focusing effect.

Scientifically, I think (based on all the huberman ep's I've listened to) it's cuz it makes up for our lack of dopamine receptors helping us perform tasks, and our minds act like a NT's, and since an NT's dopamine levels are normal it sends them into overdrive and makes them hella overstimulated.

Dats why when NT's take addy recreationally it makes them go mental, cuz it's basically a controlled version of speed. I don't do blow but I know certain man with ADHD who have and they tell me it knocks them out, like a sleeping pill.

[–] Nefara@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My understanding is that the ADHD brain activity resembles an NT's when they're extremely tired or sleep deprived, with a lot of theta wave activity. Stimulants can help jog an ADHD person's brain into alpha and beta waves, which are associated with relaxation or alertness and focus.

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[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

Nah, you're cool

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 105 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"Have you tried [holistic bullshit]? It worked great for my [barely an acquaintance] who had [unrelated issues]!"

[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 31 points 1 month ago

God that is the absolute worst.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's more fun when it's your own mother trying to sell her MLM holistic bullshit. No mom, I don't need your snake oil pills, I needed a therapist.

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

My mom: you don't need therapy; all a therapist will do is tell you everything is your mom's fault

(Spoiler: I did and they did and it was)

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[–] flughoernchen@feddit.org 87 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"You know, if you're struggling with hearing comprehension that much, you should probably see a doctor and not talk bs."

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

His ears are full of popped sorghum.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 month ago

"Yes, here's the name of my doctor on the side of the bottle. Feel free to call her and give her your wisdom."

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Never tell people you take adderall. They'll ask you for adderall to get high.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

(this advice does not apply if you want to sell adderall)

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Or launch into a tirade about how it's fake and doesn't do anything and be reeeeally fucking insistent on it

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Oh this? It helps me focus on minding my own fucking business."

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Prescribed is the key word here. How fucking stupid do you have to be to miss it? Person is probably a royal hater in all things.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

How fucking stupid do you have to be to miss it?

D.A.R.E. and similar anti-drug propaganda of the 80s, plus the more naive naturalist movements of the 70s-00s, really pounded in the idea that any kind of medication is bad for you.

Curiously, however, you don't see people chasing around the CEO of the company for taking heart pills.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 1 month ago

This is why the correct response to, "May I ask what that is?" is "No."

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

See a doctor

Done.

Don't take drugs.

But... the doctor said...

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

No, see, if you visit a doctor, you're cured.

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Why are you listening to doctors?

But... you said...

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (12 children)

I've had someone tell me with a straight face that I'm "basically taking meth".

This is the same kind of person that says "American cheese slices are one molecule away from being plastic!"

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like to pour them a glass of peroxide and tell them to drink it. It's basically water. Literally just a molecule away from being water bro. Drink it bro, cmon! It's just a molecule!

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It's actually just one atom away!

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[–] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 month ago (14 children)

I mean, you technically sort of are taking meth in a way, but that's because you need it since you react differently to it.

I mean, there's nothing wrong with someone with severe physical trauma being given fentanyl for example.

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[–] RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even if meth was chemically identical to ADHD meds, the argument still wouldn't hold. Anything that lessens people's symptoms without creating even more problems can be a medication.

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[–] F_OFF_Reddit@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Here's an alternate scenario

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[–] mkuznetsoff@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

it looks like nixos in a trash

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

well at least this person suggests a doctor, some will reference a YouTube video where an influencer talks about gut supplements that will completely cure any mental health issues, cancer, diabetes and coronary heart diseases linked to genetic factors

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 28 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Tell HR. Fuck 'em. No tolerance for ableism.

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (8 children)

HR is the office cop.

NEVER talk to American cops.

My HR and I have a wordless dirty look relationship.

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Calm your shit dude. Don't go to HR over something this small.

Just punch his dad in the cock.

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[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago

"Maybe you should mind your own fucking business."

I mean.. at least they're not trying to sell you supplements, essential oils, or other shit.

Also why I never tell people I associate with about what I have or what I take. I leave it at "I have a condition" and then change the subject, like I'm a sad Victorian ophan trying to stay positive even as I am consumed by the knowledge that soon the plague will take me. (:

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Feels a bit like projection to assume prescription drugs are obtained and taken without a prescription. If my pills are in a properly labeled bottle, I sure as shit didn't buy them off Terry on the corner.

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (7 children)

This orange tube is full of NUNYA BIZNESS!! Good.day. Sir. Isaidgoodday. Arrgh, this triggered my anxiety so much. If I see one more person putting oregano oil up their noses to cure all their ills... x5 deep breath x5

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I’ve been prescribed one stimulant or another for most of my life.

A few years back, a friend offered to let me try some Columbian dancing powder. Did essentially nothing for me. Gave it another try about a year ago. Same result.

It is a complete waste to offer me that shit. For me, it’s literally just unregulated ADHD stims that might be spiked with fentanyl if you’re unlucky.

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[–] jadedwench@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

The worst is trying to explain at how necessary the medication is. Having to explain that I cannot work without it

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