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I love people who call themselves an alpha male, because it immediately alerts me that I want nothing to do with them. In fact, I'll take proactive steps to exclude them.
Same as someone calling themselves a Trump supporter. Or a fan of QAnon conspiracies. Or someone with a Blue Lives Matter bumper sticker.
To be fair, those Qanon guys turned out to be right on the money. Well, except for the part where it was the very people in power that they supported that turned out to be the paedos lol.
I'll always hate them for ruining Q in the common vernacular. Now whenever I talk about intergalactic godlike aliens, people think I'm a right-wing idiot.
Yeah, everyone knows anything less than Sigma is unbased af, fr ong