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The phrase makes no sense to me at first glance because if I say "I'm going to have some cake" what I mean is I am going to eat it.
Weirdo. The rest of us mean that we are going to posses some amount of cake for a period of time.
Don't speak on my behalf. That's not what I mean when I say I'm having some food. "Yes waiter I'll have the steak. Not for eating. Just for possessing ike a psychopath."
What do you want to do with cake other than eat it though? Apart from saving it for later because the only thing you'd be saving it for later is to eat it later.
Own the cake, obviously.
You can't eat your cake and eat it too!
Pfft hold my milk