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Fox Hosts Creepily Speculate About Whether Barron Trump, 19, Had Sex on His Date (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

1 “Haha, you know, every man’s wondering the same thing. We gotta know! But just between us, you think he gave his date big cummies? An overflowing specimen jar? Intentional ejaculation for the purpose of animal pleasure or procreation? Insemination with live, wriggling gametes?”

2 “Yes”

1 “Oh man, you’re so nasty! This is a Christian network, man!”