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[–] SethranKada@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Eh, I just read a lot of grimdark and grimderp stories. The kind where nothing good ever happens and the bad guys always get away with everything just because it would make the main character's life worse. I'm a cashier, not law enforcement, so doesn't matter if my first instinct is skewed if I have other people to make decisions for me.