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[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

are they still good eating when blasted with a round that can outright kill a person?

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

People are squishy. You can outright kill a person with .22 subsonic which is great for squirrels.

Well... It's not great for the squirrels TBF but good for the hunting anyway.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is .22 good for squirrels?

No, it kills them... 😂

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

.22 is pretty much the only round you can use for squirrel wtf are you talking about

edit: I've had coffee and get the joke now

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 13 points 2 days ago

You mean like a .22 varmint round? Yes.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dude any round can kill or maim, I had a kinsman who blew out his eye with a BBC gun back in the 50s. If a small ball round can do that imagine what a .22 or .32 could do.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I know you meant bb gun, but BBC gun is fucking hysterical!

Y'know usually I hate autocorrect but this time it's funny. Best part is it's because I was talking about the BBC company, know the TV thing.

[–] clif@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I haven't had squirrel dumplings in ages...