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[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 289 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I hate that we are in a timeline that I can't be absolutely sure that this is satire anymore.

[–] hakeahnig@lemmy.world 76 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

It absolutely is. This was his next post

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

LMAO! Taking notes from Lyndon Johnson I see! (For those not in the know, the US President would call people into the Oval Office crapper and talk to them while taking a dump.)

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I used to do that with a professor at the urinals. Somehow, with all of our conversations, it just made the flow better.

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

You used to shit in the urinal? That is a power move.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

I love that there was a person who really did this, and of course they were also president of the United States.

[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

Humanity is not yet lost 🙏

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’m reasonably sure it’s not?

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 days ago

I had a manager that said these things. These people are ghouls.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A show of vision only a Super CEO can have

That almost brings it over the line, but no, I think it's serious. Only a heroic CEO could have the vision to give people time off. It's nothing like what unions have been clamoring to do for over a century.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

It definitely brings it over the line, and it's absolutely satire.