President Donald Trump has moved to ban the Indiana Jones franchise from all American streaming services after being told the main protagonist is a well-known participant in anti-fascist violence.
Hot on the heels of plans to designate Antifa a terrorist organisation, Trump has moved to ban what many people consider the primary anti-fascist in popular cinema.
Trump supporters who recently watched Raiders of the Lost Ark for the first time in years, have noticed that it is nothing more than a propagandist tool for feminists, snowflakes and antifascists who don’t like the fact that Donald Trump is the president, and complained that Jones himself often resorts to violence when he doesn’t get his own way.
Trump fan Chuck Williams told us, “At one point, this so-called hero backs mechanic who was minding his own business into a plan propeller – so much for the tolerant left! Can’t a patriotic mechanic just go about his business in peace, without being attacked by violent anti-fascist thugs? [...]
Im really sick of this. It isnt funny anymore, its tomorrows headline.
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