Give us a Fate of Atlantis movie mofuckas
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2025
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Im really sick of this. It isnt funny anymore, its tomorrows headline.
Welcome, to the world of tomorrow
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Damn it got me!! I wouldn't be surprised if this happened for real.
Very realistic sounding article!
They joke, but Crystal Skull was basically "Indian Jones Punches Left".
Dial of Destiny, somewhat ironically, is a movie about saving Hitler's life. But it's also a movie about how the CIA is infested with Nazis and historical revisionism is ideological poison.
Both movies are, ultimately, bad because they keep forgetting Harrison Ford isn't in his 30s anymore. But that's okay, because in the future we'll just have Sora 2+ make whatever AI slop our addled Millennial imaginations can cobble together from our vague memories of the 1980s.
I wanna see the big iconic boulder take the lead ~~role~~ roll.
He's also very much so not a fan of museums.
he also felt personally attacked with the monkey brains scene
The only Indie movie that will be allowed to stay is Temple of Doom because instead of the bad guys being brown shirts, they simply have brown skin.
Which is the worst of the trilogy, sadly.
Aren't they both into 15 year old girls?
"I was a child, I was in love. It was wrong and you knew it."
Take my free speech. Take my right of habeus corpus. But you take Indiana Jones and I WILL BURN THIS MOTHER FUCKER TO THE GROUND!!