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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Me: What should I have for lunch?

AI: Have you ever tried pinecone jam and barbequed hammers?

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Pinecone jam sounds like a mountaintop bluegrass festival. Also an apt name for pesto.

[–] daq@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pinecone jam actually exists, but in defense of your joke, it has a very particular taste. You have to really love licorice to enjoy it.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 minutes ago

Pinecone jam tastes like anise?