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WYR Fight 3 geese for $100,000 each or one brown bear for $10, 000,000? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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You get one month to prepare. For the geese, you only can use your bare hands and all three will come at you at the same time. For the bear, you can use any one weapon invented before 500 AC.

You receive $100,000 for each goose killed, or $10,000,000 if you kill the bear.

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[–] NaibofTabr 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I will take the bear and spend the month digging a pit which the bear must cross to reach me, and filling that pit with a mixture of sulfur, pitch and oil which will stick to the bear and catch fire quickly.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm imagining you both being released into a gladiator style arena

[–] NaibofTabr 6 points 1 day ago

Oh, well even easier then. The Colosseum's floor is already hollow, and at one point in its history they removed the floor panels and filled it up with water to re-enact naval battles. All I need to do is prep a line across it as a moat, fill it with the flammable mixture, then chuck a torch into it.