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WYR Fight 3 geese for $100,000 each or one brown bear for $10, 000,000? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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You get one month to prepare. For the geese, you only can use your bare hands and all three will come at you at the same time. For the bear, you can use any one weapon invented before 500 AC.

You receive $100,000 for each goose killed, or $10,000,000 if you kill the bear.

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[–] guy@piefed.social 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Geese for sure. They're made of bird and thus have hollow bones that easily breaks when kicked. Hell, give me 10 geese at the same time
What kind of bear are we talking? If it's a sun bear sure, anything other no.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Brown bear

[–] guy@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

They can run about 60 km/h so even if I get a bow they'd fuck me up in an instant. Geese it is