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Would You Rather

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Very health focused. And I know how I can make more money...

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[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I do earn at least $2 for every french fry I eat, and I can report that it's nice.

Technically, I also earn hundreds of dollars per push-up, because I do not remember the last time I did a push-up...

Edit: I think I need to say "no" to the fry deal though. I'm not great at moderation, and I already really like fries.