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It'd be fun to get one for someone and reprogram/train it to scream "CUNT" periodically. Like a cursed amulet with coprolalia.
It doesn't have a speaker or any kind of sound output. Or even a screen. When you press the button to make a question, then you have to take out the phone from your pocket, open the app, and read the response on the screen. Can't think to a stupider way to waste $100. If anyway you need to take the phone out from your pocket, unlock it, and run the app to read the responses, what's the purpose of the hardware? A shittier microphone than the one you already have on the device with the screen?
Ha! Let me guess, you're not a billionaire?
Well that's shit!
Especially if it yelled such words while impersonating their voice.
Yeah, I'd love for something stupid like that. Just repeats things it's heard or downloaded off the internet. I'd buy one of those, without the spyware ofc. Edit: Oh, that's probably why pirates had pet parrots.
Better yet, it could listen for other voices and intentionally yell obscenities when the owner is around strangers. Maybe also program it to whisper sometimes.